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作者: xeen 时间: 2003-10-21 11:55:20 标题: Miss Universe’s last Question（谁来翻译一下）

Miss Universe’s last Question

　　Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

　　Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like

　　gentlemen.

　　Question: How can you say so?

　　Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
　　（Applause! Applause!)
　　

　　Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

　　Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or

　　Toro（Bull)

　　Question: How can you say so?

　　Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opｅning.

　　Applause! Applause!)
　　

　　Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your

　　country?

　　Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like

　　gossip or rumors.

　　Question: How can you say so?

　　Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.

　　（Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

　　Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?

　　Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.

　　Question: How can you say so?

　　Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

　　（Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)

　　

　　Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

　　Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.

　　Question: How can you say so?

　　Ms India: Because it works day and night......

　　（Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

　　Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a

　　male organ in your country?

　　Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton

　　car.

　　Question: How can you say so?

　　Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

　　（Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

　　　

　　Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

　　Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu

　　（Afraid to lose).

　　Question: How can you say so?

　　Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes

　　before the

　　show is over.

　　Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

　　Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

　　Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.

　　Question: How can you say so?

　　Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........

作者: webhuman 时间: 2003-10-21 12:02:32

很淫荡啊！很淫荡！

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