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神父的告罪
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作者:
webhuman
时间:
2003-11-21 18:54:57
标题:
神父的告罪
有个女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪
女孩:昨天,我骂了某个男人一句:「你这个狗娘养的!」
Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
Girl: He touched my breast.
Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
Preacher: That''s no reason to call him that.
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
Girl: Yes, that''s what he did.
Preacher: That''s still no reason to call him that.
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what…
Preacher: (evil laugh…) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
Girl: (After a few minutes…) Ugh… Yeah, that''s what he did…
Preacher: My dear girl, that''s still no reason to call him a…
Girl: But he had AIDS!!
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
作者:
liefly
时间:
2003-11-21 19:01:35
Only human...
Hehehehe
作者:
梅七
时间:
2003-11-21 19:16:21
当罪恶转嫁到自己身上的时候,才能深刻地体会其疼痛
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