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作者: xxcaptain 时间: 2004-11-24 20:57:06 标题: men and women

Women :

A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next  morning, she
tells her husband that she stayed at her  girlfriend's apartment over
night.

The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends, and none of them  confirms
that.

Men:

A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his  wife the
very next morning, that he stayed at his  friend's apartment over night.

So the wife calls 10 of his best friends : 5 of them confirm  that he
stayed at their apartments that night, and the  other 5 are claiming that
he still is there with them

Conclusion :

Men are better friends !!!!

作者: 雪飞 时间: 2004-11-24 21:01:38

男人和女人

其余的我就看不懂了

作者: takelook 时间: 2004-11-24 21:02:44

找找找朋友

作者: 瘸腿伤兵乙 时间: 2004-11-24 21:07:57

找到五个好朋友

作者: takelook 时间: 2004-11-24 21:12:17

英译汉

men and women
男人和女人

Women :
女人:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she
tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over
night.
妻子整晚没在家，所以第二天早晨，她告诉她丈夫说她昨晚整夜都在她女性朋友的住处。
The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends, and none of them confirms
that.
丈夫给她10个最好的朋友打电话，没有一个证明她的话

Men:
男人:

A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the
very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night.

丈夫整晚没在家，所以第二天早晨，他告诉他妻子说他昨晚整夜都在他男性朋友的住处。

So the wife calls 10 of his best friends : 5 of them confirm that he
stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that
he still is there with them
妻子给他10个最好的朋友打电话，5个证明他在他的住处，另外5个声明他依然在他的住处

Conclusion :
结论:
Men are better friends !!!!
男人是更好的朋友 !!!

作者: 温吞吞 时间: 2004-11-24 21:12:54

有个周末一大早,老何就接到一个女性的电话
经过我偷听以后发现是某哥们的老婆来找人的
害我虚惊一场