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【海浩史记 裸烟列传】 [复制链接]

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发表于 2006-5-22 19:58:44 |只看该作者

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发表于 2006-5-22 20:50:09 |只看该作者
呵呵,鸡蛋曝光。

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海外华人版..........呵呵


裸煙,是一馬甲!原籍貴州.她爺爺和老爸都是銀行職員.當年她高考失利,沒上名牌重點大學,只好花了點錢學了日語,畢業後當了翻譯.
後來,她偶然遭遇到一個在北京混事的山東男子,跟她說,有個海浩論壇狠好玩.於是她就註冊了ID,沒事就登錄了去灌水.開始的時候,事情有些不太順手.四下跟版主套瓷,人不愛搭理她,到處拉關係,可是也沒誰注意到她.沒辦法,換個馬甲吧,結果也不理想.朝中無人那~~~沒人罩著是不太好混.落了個走哪都只好自言自語的悲慘境遇,人家都不帶她玩.可是MM狠有志氣,死不悔改!非得混出個人樣來才肯甘休!
於是奮發圖強,不惜用一張半裸的後背圖片當名片背景,一不做二不休,連ID也換成裸煙!這時就引起了一些人的注意.
可是MM哪肯就得到這麼點成就呢?乾脆趁熱打鐵,主動找上門去,結識了一批說話算數的版主,跟他們認了親戚,以這為契機,在她感興趣的帖裏,語不驚人死不休,死纏爛打,窮追不捨,漸漸有了些起色.過了段時間,她尋了個機會去四川,跟四川一些頗有名氣的ID過從甚密,並且也得到了他們的賞識,因此就賣力的鼓吹她,這下她的名氣就大了起來.
大概因為裸煙本來就不是個普通人物,早晚要出人頭地.正巧這個時候,海浩湧現了大量的活躍分子,一眾男女LM紛紛粉墨登場,攪得一片血雨腥風.裸煙就抓住時機,頻繁出鏡,以婀娜的身材和秀麗的頭像展示自己.她思維敏捷,狡猾多變,更是善於伶牙俐齒.不愧是女中豪傑,鋒芒畢露.而且找了一個邊境地區素有匪聲的名ID網戀起來,有了這個奧援,她更是如虎添翼,意氣風發.在論壇裏跟一幫LM鬥嘴,幾乎不落下風,顯得遊刃有餘.有一次,她把自己一幅仰面躺著的照片當頭像,身段玲瓏有致,面容姣好,可惜是個倒躺的.於是海浩就炸了窩,男LM們急的都想把自己的電腦顯示器翻過來倒置了來看.裸煙的LM本色溢於言表啊~
成名後的裸煙並不躺在成績堆上吃老本.她變本加厲的以各個版主為倚靠,借助名ID為幫兇,博得了N多粉絲,一步步的被追捧成了一個神話中被人景仰的MM...

寫這列傳的歷史學家感慨道:鵝D神哇~如果沒有裸煙,我就只好打一輩子光棍啦~~

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发表于 2006-5-22 22:09:54 |只看该作者

简装版

裸,海浩名女
外号陈菜刀

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看看啊!

文言文?这就是水平...

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发表于 2006-5-22 22:25:03 |只看该作者
饿滴神啊,牙齿都给我看痛了.
我努力遮掩,来到你的面前。

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发表于 2006-5-23 03:20:18 |只看该作者
刚看的时候,没有通俗版,害得我读了N个钟头。

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原帖由 月影星空 于 2006-5-22 14:15 发表



没,我只是去找语文老师问清楚,为何当初没教好我。害的我看司空的文章像看天书一样。


深有同感。

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发表于 2006-5-23 07:42:31 |只看该作者
我们的祖国是花园,花园的花朵真鲜艳

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原帖由 Ivan 于 2006-5-23 07:42 发表
我们的祖国是花园,花园的花朵真鲜艳

有也不能采

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不采的话,是对花朵的否认

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E文版来了
Naked smoke is a vest! Ancestral home Guizhou. Her grandfather and daddy are bank clerks. Her college entrance examination was defeated, did not go to the famous-brand key university , have to spend some money studying Japanese in that year, have worked as the interpreter after graduating.
Later, she encountered a man in Shandong mixing the thing in Beijing accidentally, told her, there is great ruthless and interesting forum of a piece of sea. Logs in to pour water then she registers ID, It's nothing. When at the beginning, there is not the thing very conveniently. , with a set of porcelain of edition owner , people do not like answering her , establish unprincipled connection everywhere four times, but nobody notices her. Without method, change a vest , the result is unsatisfactory too. Those , nobody of court , ~~~it is mixed that it is very good that no one is covering. Having set miserable circumstances of talking to oneself where have to one move, the household all play without her. But MM has ambitions resolutly, stubbornlies refuse to repent! Must is it appear individual kind come willing to give up to mix!
Then work hard , does not hesitate to use a half-naked back picture to look on as the background of the name card, one is not made two change even ID into the naked smoke endlessly ! Brought some people's attention at this moment.
But where MM is willing to get some such achievements? Strike while the iron is hot simply, look for and go to the doorstep voluntarily , get to know a group of edition owners honouring one's word, recognize the relative with them , regard this as the opportunity, in the card that she is interested in, the language is not surprising extremely endlessly , extremely twine and send rottenly , run down a convict of, there are improvements gradually. Having passed in the period of time, she sought a chance to go to Sichuan, is in close association with Sichuan some quite famous IDs, and received their appreciation, so on advertising she , her reputation , on growing up by now hard.
Probably because the naked smoke was not originally an ordinary personage , should be outstanding sooner or later. At this time just, the sea is great a large number of active minds have emerged, a all men and women LM come upon the stage one after another , stir a scene of a foul wind and a rain of blood . The naked smoke catches the opportunity , the mirror frequently appears , show oneself with graceful stature and beautiful head. Being quick, cunning and changeable in thinking, she is good at having the gift of the gab especially. Prove to be the as a hero amongst the womenfolk, make oneself too remarkable. And looked for the famous ID love online with robber's sound of a border area and stand up, there is this that is aided with, she is with might more redoubled, daring and energetic. Bicker with gangs of LM in forum, drop wind hardly, seem to do a job with skill and ease. One day, she face upward photo picture right overhead that lie one of oneself, exquisite to is it send to to have figure have, it is good that the face is handsome , it's a pity it is a one that lies . Then sea great to scamper, man LM worried to is it is it is it is it is it think to come to invert to come over to translate own computer display to want. LM true quality of the naked smoke is shown between the lines nakedly
The naked smoke after becoming famous does not lie in the achievement is piled and rest on one's laurels. What she worsenned is regarded each edition owner as and leant on, it is the accomplice to draw support from famous ID , has won many bean vermicelli of N, pursuing into MM respected and admire in a mythology step by step ...

The historian who writes this biography sighs with deep feeling in the way: If the goose does not have naked smoke in the goose D spirit , I have to hit the ruffian all one's life ~~

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发表于 2006-5-23 08:39:01 |只看该作者
不知道法文版 德文版 西班牙文版 俄文版的啥时候出来瓦

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发表于 2006-5-23 08:46:22 |只看该作者
你可以造个拼音版的冒充一下

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发表于 2006-5-23 08:46:53 |只看该作者
那只能冒充法文版的,看多两行就爆了

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发表于 2006-5-23 08:47:27 |只看该作者
尤其是加上声调

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发表于 2006-5-23 09:17:41 |只看该作者
等我去学会再来个韩文版吧。

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发表于 2006-5-23 09:18:27 |只看该作者
那要等到啥时候阿,能不能就近找个人翻译?

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发表于 2006-5-23 09:20:10 |只看该作者
有那么多少数民族呢,先别急着往国外整

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发表于 2006-5-23 09:20:58 |只看该作者
嗯,有空整个各地方言版的

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