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◎译　　名　醒狮
◎片　　名　Dancing Lion
◎年　　代　2007
◎地　　区　中国香港
◎类　　别　喜剧/动作
◎语　　言　普通话/粤语
◎字　　幕　中文/英文
◎IMDB评分 5.0/10 (22 votes)
◎IMDB链接 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1008039
◎文件格式　XviD + AC3
◎视频尺寸　720 x 400
◎文件大小　1CD 30 x 47MB
◎片　　长　01:34:05
◎导　　演　吴镇宇 Francis Ng
　　　　　　麦子善 Marco Mak
◎主　　演　吴镇宇 Francis Ng
　　　　　　黄秋生 Anthony Wong
　　　　　　林子聪 Chi Chung Lam
　　　　　　毛舜筠 Teresa Mo
　　　　　　林苑 Yuan Lin
　　　　　　张敬轩 Hins Cheung
　　　　　　吴日言 Yan Ng
　　　　　　郑中基 Ronald Cheng
　　　　　　森美 Sammy Leung
　　　　　　林雪 Suet Lam



◎简　　介　

剧情：阿鸡为人好食懒飞，但胜在反应快，满脑主意，在大企业的杂务部当个挂名经理，但其实是打杂一名，与砂煲兄弟阿九终日浑浑噩噩，是冗员中的冗员。

一日，阿鸡公司酝酿大裁员，人事部儿戏地提出举行才艺表演，得到高层欢心者即可留任。阿鸡、阿九自知大难临头，但却发现自己全无专长可言。舅公见二人愁眉不展，遂提议阿鸡表演醒狮，醒狮二字深深打入阿鸡脑中，有如当头棒喝。原来阿鸡一家本为舞狮世家，惜港人对传统的舞狮兴趣日减，舅公只好无奈结束狮团，家传的醒狮亦只有藏在家中的灶底。阿鸡与阿九见时间紧迫，即时发奋苦练。

在裁艺晚会，阿鸡与阿九与电器部的喷火表演合作，实行“火舞雄狮”。可惜由于没有排练过，一开始表演便发生意外，烧到评判，即时被炒。阿鸡等人意兴阑珊，呆站行人专用区，经路人推波助澜，即席街头舞狮。想不到一次街头表演引起全城回响，何局长更因此请了他们表演。采得水上青的阿鸡立即声名大噪，三妹更当机立断，开设少年舞狮敲击班、儿童舞狮英文班等等，更把私房菜改名为 “狮窦”。

他们生意越做越大。可是热潮更带来社会上抄袭跟风，僧多粥少。阿鸡为了成名，决定去酒吧舞“醉狮”、舞殡仪馆舞“丧狮”。热潮越来越过份，舞狮文化深被污染，城中不断响起投诉声，政府也开始研讨监管。阿鸡与阿九生意大不如前。最后，在《一窒千金》节目上，阿鸡竟然把狮窦的全部不是于节目上大踢爆！阿鸡等人立即成为全中过街老鼠，被冠以无良商人等罪名。

阿鸡全家上下万念俱灰，所有客户流失，债主临门，更收到何人瑞拒绝百狮计划的来电，阿鸡等人决定烧炭自尽。怎知道舅公误打误撞，撞破了他们自杀大计。死过反生后，一只睡狮终于醒悟过来。阿鸡决定带众小朋友到何仁瑞晚会表演。表演场地，已经有北狮在表演，两狮相遇。何人瑞和众老见两狮雄风，童心大起，来一个斗狮采青，两狮一时跳上百尺再台，竞相争青，一时惊险万象，你死我亡，来一次南北采青大战……

    ******************* Release Information *****************

    Title ............. Dancing.Lion
    Theatre Date ...... 2007
    DVD Retail Date ... 26 April 2007 (Hong Kong)
    Release Date ...... 2007/07/25
    Ripper............. io
    Genre ............. Comedy / Drama
    DVD Runtime ....... 01:34:05
    Video Bitrate ..... 1295 kbps AVG
    Video Codec ....... XviD
    Audio Bitrate ..... AC3 6CH 384 Kbps + AC3 6CH 384 Kbps
    Frame Rate ........ 23.976 Fps
    Resolution ........ 720 x 400  ( 16 : 9 )
    Language .......... Mandarin, Cantonese
    Subtitles ......... Chinese, English
    IMDB Vote ......... 5.0/10 (22 votes)
    IMDB URL .......... http://imdb.com/title/tt1008039/

    ******************* Movie Information *****************


    Directors:Marco Mak
              Francis Ng

    Writer:Chiu-Wing Lam


    There are so many awfully scripted ridiculous movies produced in hongkong
categorized in the so-called 'comedy genre', and believe me, this is exactly one of
them. i often thought the way of the thinking by many hongkong movie producers,
investors, screenplay writers and directors are very childish and illogical, otherwise
they would not have churned out so many bad movies, especially the comedies. it would
put the viewers in a very awkward and embarrassing position if they decided to give
these bad movies a try. there should be some showing rooms in the theater where every
chair got restraining arm belts and floor leg chains. once the viewers sit down, those
restraining devices would be automatically activated and locked tight. nobody could
leave the showing room until it finished. otherwise, i could never imagine any viewer
would have the patience and endurance to sit thru and sit out the whole movie. of
course, there would always be some morons similar to those producers, screenplay
writers, directors and all those who related to these films might decide to sit in the
chairs and having a good time. i won't blame anything on any actor or actress in this
'dancing lion' movie. i always understood there's actually no bad actor. it is the bad
screenplays and the bad directors that turned the actors a bad actor. this stupid
'dancing lion', from the first second it started to the last second when it finally
ended, is nothing but a theatrical humiliation and disaster, an ultimate insult and
disrespect to viewers like us.


    Dancing.Lion.2007.2Audio.DVDRip.XviD.AC3.iNT-io.avi (1.35G)