Monster.House.READNFO.TS.XViD-ToeVCD 怪物小屋

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◎译　　名　怪物小屋
◎片　　名　Monster House READNFO TS XViD-To
◎年　　代　2006
◎国　　家　美国
◎类　　别　神秘/幻想/家庭/喜剧
◎语　　言　英语
◎字　　幕　无字幕
◎IMDB评分 7.0/10 (2,396 votes)
◎IMDB链接 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385880
◎文件格式　XviD + MP3
◎视频尺寸　672x368
◎文件大小　1CD 48 x 15MB
◎片　　长　91 Min
◎导　　演　吉尔·柯南 Gil Kenan  
◎主　　演　斯蒂夫·巴斯米 Steve Buscemi 凯瑟琳·特纳 Kathleen Turner 凯瑟琳·奥哈拉 Catherine O'Hara 杰森·李 Jason Lee 尼克·卡农 Nick Cannon 马吉·盖伦哈尔 Maggie Gyllenhaal Kevin James Woody Schultz  



◎简　　介　

12岁的调皮男孩DJ（米歇尔·穆索 饰），正值童年向青春期过渡的尴尬时刻，他时间太多，总爱幻想，一心觉得对街老头（斯蒂夫·布塞米饰）的那座荒废的老屋有些古怪，篮球、三轮车、玩具和宠物，一直有东西在它附近不翼而飞。

　　就在万圣节的前一天，DJ和他的玩伴乔德（山姆·勒纳饰）不小心把篮球丢进了老屋前面的草坪上，二人眼睁睁地看着一股神秘的力量把篮球扫入屋内，正欲上前一探究竟，谁知房主怪老头却怒气冲冲地把他们赶出了草坪。不久，他们的新朋友珍妮（斯宾塞·洛克饰）差点儿被老屋吞将下去，但周围的邻居们却没人相信三个小孩子惊惶失措后的言语，这座老屋到底有没有问题？孩子们只有依靠自身的力量去揭开谜底。

　　为了保险起见，DJ三人转而去寻求地球上唯一有可能明白发生了什么事的聪明人骷哥（强·希德饰）的忠告。骷哥是一个20多岁的懒惰的匹萨厨师，同时也是电子游戏的高手，他最辉煌的纪录是有一次为了攻关打游戏，居然靠着一桶巧克力牛奶和一片成人纸尿裤撑了四天，骷哥告诉他们说：那座老屋是活的，想要阻止它继续作恶吃人的唯一方法，就是攻击它的心脏！

　　孩子们几经推敲，得出了结论，吃人老屋的心脏一定是它的地下室里那一年到头都在燃烧的炉灶。于是，他们想出了一个看似不可能失败的作战计划，用扮成假人塞满感冒药的吸尘器做诱饵给老屋送去，心想只要它一吞下就会睡着，这样他们就能溜进屋去，用水枪把炉火熄灭。谁知情况有变，计划出了岔子，暴怒的老屋居然动了起来，沿路追赶着他们。为了让大家都能过个平安的万圣节，孩子们只好携起手来，与老屋作战到底！

                   ..::ToeVCD::..

           MONSTER HOUSE TS XViD (2006)
   RELEASE DATE..: 02/09/2006
   iMDB URL......: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385880/
   iMDB RATING...: 7.0/10 (2,396 votes)
   GENRE.........: Animation/Comedy/Family/Fantasy/Mystery
   RESOLUTiON... : 672x368
   AUDiO.........: MP3 (VBR)
   SUPPLiER......: Mrs. Toe
   CDS...........: 1

                 ..::ToeTHOUGHTS::..
       I see we are here again, back to correct the
       fuckups and the previous shite that has been
       released... *YAWN*
      
       RELEASE REASON: We were going to proper this and call it a
       telecine but it obviously isn't. The XanalX release is another
       stolen p2p/torrent sourced russian TS with "their" audio
       piggybacked onto it. It's a very poor encode job which
       can easily be seen by comparing the two samples we have
       supplied. Legovision can clearly be seen and... well make
       your own minds up.. Bored of the bullshit that surrounds
       this shit. On that note we bring to you the best release
       yet of Monster House, finally. One for the parents, one for
       the kids and one for the peace and quiet it ensues ;)
      
       Also, we have to thank Mrs. Toe for her acquiring the original
       source, as without which would have made this release impossible...
       Her position at MSI is still held in great esteem... and
       Mr. Abramovich holds her in high regard as always... Alas she
       wont be donning the claret and blue of the hammers just yet ;)
      
  
       To conclude, something to think about:
       Whats the point of surviving through these "troubled times" ?
       Isn't it better to have reigned supreme and left with dignity...
       rather than "prevail" and be left with this shit forever... ?
       Someone save us from this catastrophe... hehe
       If you have a shit, put a nice pink frilly dress on it and
       put some make up on it... clean it up real nice so its an
       attractive potato man ugly cunt... at the end of the day its
       still a piece of shit... So why bother calling it Kate Beckingsale
       you numpties ;)     
       Why the fuck are you still reading this drivel ?!? It was a
       load of bollocks as soon as "..::ToeVCD::.." appeared at the
       top... hehe

       Cheer up Lady Wanker ;)

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