Miss Universe’s last Question（谁来翻译一下）

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Miss Universe’s last Question


　　Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?


　　Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like

　　gentlemen.

　　Question: How can you say so?


　　Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
　　（Applause! Applause!)
　　

　　Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?


　　Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or

　　Toro（Bull)


　　Question: How can you say so?


　　Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opｅning.


　　Applause! Applause!)
　　

　　Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your

　　country?


　　Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like

　　gossip or rumors.


　　Question: How can you say so?


　　Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.


　　（Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)



　　Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?


　　Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.


　　Question: How can you say so?


　　Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.


　　（Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)

　　

　　Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?


　　Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.


　　Question: How can you say so?


　　Ms India: Because it works day and night......


　　（Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)



　　Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a

　　male organ in your country?


　　Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton

　　car.


　　Question: How can you say so?


　　Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.



　　（Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

　　　

　　Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?



　　Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu

　　（Afraid to lose).



　　Question: How can you say so?


　　Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes

　　before the

　　show is over.



　　Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!


　　Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?


　　Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.



　　Question: How can you say so?


　　Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........

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很淫荡啊！很淫荡！

Ms Highot, how do you describe a male organ in your forum?