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【海浩史记 裸烟列传】 [复制链接]

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发表于 2006-5-23 10:37:20 |只看该作者
粤语版新鲜出炉……………


裸烟,係一个马甲来嘅,老家响贵州,巨阿爷同卖老豆都係係银行做嘢嘅,当年巨高考落榜,冇上到名牌大学,只好花佐D钱学佐日语,毕业后就造佐翻译。
后来,巨偶然撞到一个係北京做嘢的山东男人,同巨讲,有个海浩论坛几好玩嘅,于是巨就注册佐一个ID,得闲就登陆上去灌水,开始那阵时,灌起水仲唔係咁顺手,四处跟版主拉人情打交道,大家都唔理巨,就到处拉关系,但係仲係冇人注意到巨的存在。冇办法,换个马甲啦,结果仲係唔理想,朝中冇人那……冇人罩住係冇咁好捞,搞到走到边都係自言自语的地步,大家都唔带巨玩,可是MM非常之有志气,死不悔改!非得捞到个人样来先算数!
于是奋发图强,不惜用佐一张半裸嘅后背图片来造头像,一不造二不休,连ID都改成佐裸烟!呢个时候就引起佐一部分人的注意。
但係MM边肯只得到呢D多的嘅成就呢?干脆趁热打跌,主动找上门去,识佐唔少有口齿嘅版主,同巨地认佐亲戚添,抓住呢D机会,係巨钟意嘅贴子入边,句句惊人,死缠烂打,穷追不舍,慢慢咁就有佐D起色,过佐一排,巨揾佐个机会去佐四川,同四川几个几有名气嘅ID交流过,仲得到佐巨地嘅赏识添,就咁样好卖力咁吹捧巨,巨嘅名气一下子就大佐起身。
大概係因为裸烟本来就唔係个普通人物,迟早要出人头地,正好呢个时候,海浩涌出佐大量嘅活跃分子,一帮男女LM纷纷出场,搅到一片血雨风腥,裸烟就捉住呢个机会,猛咁回贴,以巨婀娜嘅身材同埋秀丽嘅头像展示自己。巨思维敏捷,狡滑多变,更加係善于伶牙俐齿,果然係女中豪杰,锋芒毕露。巨仲找到个边境地区几出名嘅ID网恋呢,有佐呢个后援,巨更加係如虎添翼,意气风发。係论坛道跟一帮LM斗嘴,几乎次次唔输比巨地架,有一次,巨仲将自己嘅一幅仰面粪住嘅相造头像,身材几好架,人又生得靓,可惜係倒住粪嘅,于是海浩就炸开晒,男LM巨地都急住想将自己嘅显示器颠倒过来睇,裸烟嘅LM本色全部流露佐出来……
出名之后嘅裸烟并唔因为有佐D成绩就满足而唔上进,巨更加变本加厉咁倚住个D版主造倚靠,借助个D出佐名的ID造帮手,博佐好多好多嘅粉丝,慢慢咁被追捧成佐一个神话中被人景仰嘅妹妹……


写呢个列传嘅历屎学家感慨道:鹅滴神哇~如果冇佐裸烟,我就只好打一世光棍啦~~

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发表于 2006-5-23 10:20:05 |只看该作者
两个字:强贴
一步一步的向前走.
朝你的方向.

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发表于 2006-5-23 10:18:54 |只看该作者
看了楼主此贴,我深深的认识到只有一个字才能配的上此文:顶!

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发表于 2006-5-23 09:33:21 |只看该作者
好好,我这就去准备。

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发表于 2006-5-23 09:31:18 |只看该作者
好,支持

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发表于 2006-5-23 09:28:52 |只看该作者
月影,,先来个粤语版的。

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发表于 2006-5-23 09:28:11 |只看该作者
原帖由 Ivan 于 2006-5-23 09:20 发表
嗯,有空整个各地方言版的




这个主意好啊。

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发表于 2006-5-23 09:20:58 |只看该作者
嗯,有空整个各地方言版的

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发表于 2006-5-23 09:20:10 |只看该作者
有那么多少数民族呢,先别急着往国外整

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发表于 2006-5-23 09:18:27 |只看该作者
那要等到啥时候阿,能不能就近找个人翻译?

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发表于 2006-5-23 09:17:41 |只看该作者
等我去学会再来个韩文版吧。

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发表于 2006-5-23 08:47:27 |只看该作者
尤其是加上声调

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发表于 2006-5-23 08:46:53 |只看该作者
那只能冒充法文版的,看多两行就爆了

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发表于 2006-5-23 08:46:22 |只看该作者
你可以造个拼音版的冒充一下

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发表于 2006-5-23 08:39:01 |只看该作者
不知道法文版 德文版 西班牙文版 俄文版的啥时候出来瓦

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E文版来了
Naked smoke is a vest! Ancestral home Guizhou. Her grandfather and daddy are bank clerks. Her college entrance examination was defeated, did not go to the famous-brand key university , have to spend some money studying Japanese in that year, have worked as the interpreter after graduating.
Later, she encountered a man in Shandong mixing the thing in Beijing accidentally, told her, there is great ruthless and interesting forum of a piece of sea. Logs in to pour water then she registers ID, It's nothing. When at the beginning, there is not the thing very conveniently. , with a set of porcelain of edition owner , people do not like answering her , establish unprincipled connection everywhere four times, but nobody notices her. Without method, change a vest , the result is unsatisfactory too. Those , nobody of court , ~~~it is mixed that it is very good that no one is covering. Having set miserable circumstances of talking to oneself where have to one move, the household all play without her. But MM has ambitions resolutly, stubbornlies refuse to repent! Must is it appear individual kind come willing to give up to mix!
Then work hard , does not hesitate to use a half-naked back picture to look on as the background of the name card, one is not made two change even ID into the naked smoke endlessly ! Brought some people's attention at this moment.
But where MM is willing to get some such achievements? Strike while the iron is hot simply, look for and go to the doorstep voluntarily , get to know a group of edition owners honouring one's word, recognize the relative with them , regard this as the opportunity, in the card that she is interested in, the language is not surprising extremely endlessly , extremely twine and send rottenly , run down a convict of, there are improvements gradually. Having passed in the period of time, she sought a chance to go to Sichuan, is in close association with Sichuan some quite famous IDs, and received their appreciation, so on advertising she , her reputation , on growing up by now hard.
Probably because the naked smoke was not originally an ordinary personage , should be outstanding sooner or later. At this time just, the sea is great a large number of active minds have emerged, a all men and women LM come upon the stage one after another , stir a scene of a foul wind and a rain of blood . The naked smoke catches the opportunity , the mirror frequently appears , show oneself with graceful stature and beautiful head. Being quick, cunning and changeable in thinking, she is good at having the gift of the gab especially. Prove to be the as a hero amongst the womenfolk, make oneself too remarkable. And looked for the famous ID love online with robber's sound of a border area and stand up, there is this that is aided with, she is with might more redoubled, daring and energetic. Bicker with gangs of LM in forum, drop wind hardly, seem to do a job with skill and ease. One day, she face upward photo picture right overhead that lie one of oneself, exquisite to is it send to to have figure have, it is good that the face is handsome , it's a pity it is a one that lies . Then sea great to scamper, man LM worried to is it is it is it is it is it think to come to invert to come over to translate own computer display to want. LM true quality of the naked smoke is shown between the lines nakedly
The naked smoke after becoming famous does not lie in the achievement is piled and rest on one's laurels. What she worsenned is regarded each edition owner as and leant on, it is the accomplice to draw support from famous ID , has won many bean vermicelli of N, pursuing into MM respected and admire in a mythology step by step ...

The historian who writes this biography sighs with deep feeling in the way: If the goose does not have naked smoke in the goose D spirit , I have to hit the ruffian all one's life ~~

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不采的话,是对花朵的否认

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原帖由 Ivan 于 2006-5-23 07:42 发表
我们的祖国是花园,花园的花朵真鲜艳

有也不能采

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我们的祖国是花园,花园的花朵真鲜艳

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原帖由 月影星空 于 2006-5-22 14:15 发表



没,我只是去找语文老师问清楚,为何当初没教好我。害的我看司空的文章像看天书一样。


深有同感。

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