神父的告罪

webhuman

有个女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪

女孩：昨天，我骂了某个男人一句：「你这个狗娘养的！」


Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?

Girl: He touched my breast.

Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)

Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.

Preacher: That''s no reason to call him that.

Girl: But he also took off my cloth.

Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)

Girl: Yes, that''s what he did.

Preacher: That''s still no reason to call him that.

Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what…

Preacher: (evil laugh…) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)

Girl: (After a few minutes…) Ugh… Yeah, that''s what he did…

Preacher: My dear girl, that''s still no reason to call him a…

Girl: But he had AIDS!!

Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

liefly

Only human...
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梅七

当罪恶转嫁到自己身上的时候,才能深刻地体会其疼痛