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回复: 一个前台小姐的超强八级英语!!
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[B]如果那位小姐真能讲出这样的english,我倒佩服她了。。
本文要求一定英语水平,绝对搞笑!纯粹中国式“土产英语”
?? 昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
前台小姐:“hello.”
老外:“hi.”
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
老外:“can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”
老外:“can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!” [/B]
老中懂了,老外管他的 |
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