一些女人要知道的英文

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The nice men are ugly. 好男人不帅。  
The handsome men are not nice. 帅男人不好。  
The handsome and nice men are gay. 又帅又好的男人是同性恋。  
The handsome, nice and hetero***ual men are married. 又帅又好又不是同性恋的男人都结婚了。  
men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money. 不是很帅但是很好的男人却没有钱。  
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. 不是很帅但是又好又有钱的男人会认为我们看上的是他们的钱。  
The handsome men without money are after our money.没有钱但是很帅的男人看上的是我们的钱。  
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat hetero***ual don’t think we are beautiful enough. 不是很好但是很帅又是异性恋的男人却嫌我们不够漂亮。  
The men who think we are beautiful, that are hetero***ual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards. 又好又有钱又是异性恋又觉得我们漂亮的男人却又没胆量。  
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thand God are hetero***ual are shy and NEVER MaKE THE FIRST MOVE! 又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的男人偏偏害羞而且从不采取行动。

啊

thank

zy

csust

come on baby

shanlou

又帅又好的男人是同性恋

真的不得不说是

mark_mark

看英文就头痛

zy

那个黄金单身汉说怎么样的人来着？？

错过

文字游戏嘛!

左手右手

什么啊，金三顺？泡菜女人

妮可宝贝

"oh!"...  i just know this only..

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原帖由 zy 于 2006-2-24 12:52 发表
那个黄金单身汉说怎么样的人来着？？

不是钻石么

lmh

女人都想要什么呢？

晓儿

答十二楼,女人什么都想要

jxp2002

女人是黑洞

mark_mark

推理么

猫的无奈

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