邮件转发－－The Husband Store

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The Husband Store


A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New

York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the

instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the

attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There

is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or

you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to

exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1- These men have

jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have

jobs and love kids.



The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have

jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.



"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.





She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 -

These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help

with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help

with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth

floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this

floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof

that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

A new WIVES store opened across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited

mark_mark

The third through sixth floors have never been visited

男人对女人的需求难道只限于sex和money？

[ 本帖最后由 mark_mark 于 2006-5-12 09:52 编辑 ]

xiaoyaoju

好像看过类似的故事，就是选女人，最后出门空手了

laoshu

汗，怎么全是Ｅ文的啊，看不明白

mark_mark

看过一个在麦田里选择最大的麦穗的

fish

This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

这层（第6层）是专门留作证据：女人不可能满足。;19

[ 本帖最后由 fish 于 2006-5-12 10:41 编辑 ]

大头

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited

男人这么容易满足？？？？

胸口碎大石

就是讲女人挑来挑去
总是不满足
所以走到第六层

wives店有sex&money足够了

向阳

男人不需要美丽动人的外表与合适的性格？不会吧？不过还蛮好笑也～哈哈。

0668

很好笑。

天闲

邮件转发－－丈夫商店

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丈夫商店


卖新的丈夫的一间商店才打开在新的

约克市,一个女人可能去选择一个丈夫。 在那之中

指导在入口是商店如何操作的描述。

你可能叁观商店唯一的一次! 有六楼和那

如购物者的男人增加的属性登上飞行。 在那里

然而, 是捕捉: 你可能选择来自特别的地板的任何的男人, 或

你可能选择上升地板, 但是你不能够回去 ??落除了到之外

退出建筑物!

因此, 一个女人去丈夫商店找一个丈夫。

在一楼在门阅读上的告示上: 铺地板 1- 这些男人有

工作。

二楼告示阅读: 铺地板 2- 这些男人有

工作和爱小孩。



三楼告示阅读: 铺地板 3- 这些男人有

工作, 爱哄骗, 而且是极端地好看。



"哇 ," 她想, 但是感觉强迫保存流行。





她去四楼和告示阅读: 铺地板 4-

这些男人有工作,爱小孩, 是降低-死的善行看而且帮助

藉由家事。

"哦 , 仁慈我 !" 她大叫,"我无法站它 !"

剧照, 她去五楼和告示阅读

铺地板 5- 这些男人有工作 , 爱小孩, 是降低-死的华丽, 帮忙

藉由家事, 而且有一种强烈的浪漫条理。

她如此被诱惑停留, 但是她去第六个

地板和告示阅读: 铺地板 6- 你对这是访客 31,456,012

地板。 在这地板上没有男人。 这地板独自地存在如证明

那一个女人不可能请。

谢谢你在丈夫商店购物。

一间新的老婆商店在整个街道打开了。

一楼有爱性别的老婆。

二楼有爱性别，而且有钱的老婆。

第三完成的六楼从未被拜访

天闲

汗  用金山快译  竟然只翻译成这样   BS

youjia

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